Tired of people asking if you get a real Christmas break? Great, because you won't. But you can wear your misery with pride!
We know your job is a delicate balance of managing sprains, reassuring coaches, and hiding the fact that you haven't eaten a proper meal since Tuesday. This sweatshirt is your official uniform of controlled panic.
Featuring a perpetually tired yet inexplicably energetic Skeleton Athletic Trainer (because that's how you feel by December) in a festive Santa hat, this design perfectly captures the holiday spirit of working 80 hours a week. Below your skeletal counterpart, the tactical-style lettering proclaims your true title: "SIDELINE CHAOS COORDINATOR."
Product features
Ultimate 50/50 Comfort: The perfect mid-weight blend for standing outside in November or aggressively sanitizing your training room in February. It's soft enough to sleep in (which you'll inevitably have to do at some point).
Tactical Visibility: The aggressive, bold font ensures that everyone—from the overly-excited freshman to the referee with clearly impaired vision—knows exactly who is in charge of this beautiful dumpster fire.
The Skeleton Symbolism: Serves as a constant, subtle reminder to coaches that your time is precious and you are slowly disintegrating under the demands of your job. (Note: Does not actually provide diagnostic X-ray vision.)
The Santa Hat: A crucial element that tells the world, "Yes, I am professional, but I am also required to be festive, and I have a dark sense of humor about it."
Durable Design: Guaranteed to withstand repeated washes after accidental encounters with Gatorade, sweat, and the occasional post-game celebratory dip in a water bucket.
Wear it with pride, AT. Someone has to keep the wheels from completely falling off the sled.
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a cleaner look
- Embroidery options: small left/center chest or large center chest, plus wrist placements
- Double-needle stitched seams and ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband for longevity
- OEKO-TEX dyes, ethically grown US cotton, and safety-compliant materials
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dry clean